12.3.78

31 years…I never thought I’d live to see the day. Growing up being into “eschatology” I was sure the world was going end before I turned 30, I’m surprised every day to see that though stupid shit happens on a daily basis the world is still turning
Speaking of stupid shit, stupid shit happened during my party, well it was actually a joint party but that’s beside the point.
Imagine my guests getting kicked out by some of my other guests, some host I am. Otherwise it was pretty cool. Too much Bacardi Limon coupled with too much Crown Royal, mixed with some Patrón, Cuervo and topped off with a Flaming 151 = I remember up until….then I don’t know what the fuck happened 

Got fucked up but didn’t get fucked. I guess you gotta make sure either one of those things happen on your birthday. On your birthday you have the, “pass to do stupid shit and get away with it,” I mean if there’s any day to have the pass or invoke that pass you birthday is the best day to do it, and maybe new years or something like that.